It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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