Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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