It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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