I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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