Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
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