she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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