We're like a lot better than the average bears
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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