when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize
