Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
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