You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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