im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
