I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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