Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
How's work?
Spinning.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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