do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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