It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
