so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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