Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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