don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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