I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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