Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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