i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
last night I used snow as a chaser
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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