Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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