Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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