I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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