alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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