Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Randomize
