A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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