Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
lets start a swedish sibling band together
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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