I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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