sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
My bed is full of blood and feathers
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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