hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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