he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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