turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
how does that bad decision feel?
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