Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
be right there i have to get my cape
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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