My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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