so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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