Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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