brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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