I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
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