ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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