let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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