Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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