had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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