laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I'm like, not good at living.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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