I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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