Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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