I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
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i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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