My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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