I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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