I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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