go do what you do best...puke behind churches
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
