Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
