We should be called the Road Head Warriors
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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