She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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