I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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