We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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