idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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